“The kids voted for Obama because they wanted a black president and now look what’s happened!”

Now, as a checker at a huge chain, I’m just supposed to smile and nod and send these kind of people on their way as quickly as possible, but unfortunately I was sacking today and jabber jaws Devon was checking, who does smile and nod, but has the sort of charm that old people like, so this old asshole just kept going on and on and I bit my tongue so hard it bled.

Normally I say something like “Well, what can you do. /pokerface.jpg” and that shuts them up, but this was like 8am and I hadn’t got much sleep and I knew had I opened my mouth I probably would’ve ended up in big trouble.

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I mean why

why

what possesses someone to say something like that

At least once a week I get some old, white man complaining about Obama raising the prices of this or that, not doing his job as a president as far as safety is concerned or whatever, blah de blah, and once in a while they ask “Well, what do you think?” And I say “I don’t think you wanna know.” or “It’s not always what it seems.” or I just kinda glare at them because first of all it’s rude to discuss politics in a fucking grocery store because you know you’re gonna corner me in and try to get me to agree with you and you know what? No ok lol I’m not just gonna giggle and nod, I’m gonna ignore the fact that you even exist or I’m gonna glare at you until you shuffle off to change your depends.

The angriest I got once was this loud old couple, they SEEMED sweet enough but they march in one day looking for fresh blueberries and as they come up to my line the man says “DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THIS OBAMA-NATION WHERE BLUEBERRIES COST $3.99 I JUST LOVE IT I JUST LOVE GIVIN THAT MAN ALL MY MONEY DER DERR DERR” and he says this to all the customers and finally I’m like

“Yeah, I’m sure he’s up in the Oval Office right now, getting ready to raise the price of raspberries next. Just to make you mad.”

They laughed it off but they don’t ever come to my line anymore 

Anyways yeah fuck stupid old people I’m sorry but fuck ‘em